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Fic: Really Messed Up (Harry/Draco NC-17) [May. 24th, 2017|09:56 pm]


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Title: Really Messed Up
Author: [info]kittyaugust
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: Explicit/NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: claustrophilia: arousal by confined spaces
Other Warnings/Content: Handjobs, non-penetrative sex, semi-public sex, workplace sex, endytophilia (sexual partners who remain clothed), mild olfactophilia (smell/scent kink), some borderline negative self-talk, implied bottom Harry, turning trauma into kink.
Word Count: 1220

Summary/Description: Harry and Malfoy get a little messy in an MLE supply closet.
Author's Notes: Love and kittens for [info]carpemermaid for reassuring my muse and ensuring my spelling and grammar isn't too atrocious.

This is my first official Daily Deviant fic, thank you for having me!

Really Messed Up )
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When It Rains, It Pours [May. 21st, 2017|06:51 pm]


So in addition to the cat having his thing...

-Beginning of the year the bathroom tub faucet crapped out. We got an emergency call out to get it fixed at a basic level, but it still needs an overhaul (it's still leaking something fierce). Friend Mum is slowly working toward getting it fixed (e.g. finding a repair person), but that involves a payment plan as even though it is still in her dad's name, her sibling who is in charge of the trust refuses to let any of the trust pay for home repairs because he isn't living there anymore. *sigh*

Anyway. That was the omen I believe.

-Last week or so the kitchen faucet decided to start only putting out a trickle of water. We couldn't get it unscrewed (the aerator part) with a wrench and my dad gave us a suggestion (channel locks) which I think we have downstairs, but then I found some force grips and that worked. Dad said it was likely just that it needed full on replacing (e.g. a new faucet altogether), but once we got the aerator off, it worked fine. Friend Mum picked up a replacement and that is now sorted.

-Sibling's nook charger has bit the dust. And they have a model so old that Barnes and Noble doesn't sell either that model or the charger for it. (If anyone has one such charger or an old Nook/Kindle/tablet (no iPod; sibling doesn't like apple products), I am willing to trade in fic, tea, baked goods, and/or used books!)

-Yesterday when I went to start the mower...it just clicked at me. Friend Mum suggested the battery, I countered with checking the spark plug instead. I got the plug number so we'll pick that up so I can change it out with (hopefully) success to get the mower running.

-And the belt has gone on the washer. It has never needed repair, but we discovered that that was likely due to the fact that it was a high end model. It was bought in 1982 for $450. Friend Mum is hunting down the belt right now to see if we can even get it. Luckily, I still have my washer from the old apartment so if the belt is gone forever, we do have a backup.

This_Weekend_Sums_Up_This_Rainstorm_Nicely )
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Fic: don't make a sound [May. 21st, 2017|06:32 pm]


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Title: don’t make a sound
Characters/Pairings: Teddy/James Sirius, Teddy/James Sirius/Albus Severus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: claustrophilia, intercrural sex
Other Warnings/Content: threesome, incest, sex toy, multiple orgasm, almost caught
Word Count: 1,874 words
Summary/Description: If the Floo had opened five minutes later, James would’ve been caught balls deep in his brother. As it is, hiding in the closet with Teddy isn’t easy, either.
Author's Notes: Um. I seem to have developed something of a new OT3. Enjoy.

don't make a sound )
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Fic: It's not what you think (Scorpius / Albus Severus, NC-17) [May. 21st, 2017|04:15 pm]


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Title: It’s not what you think
Author: [info]ravenclawsquill
Characters/Pairings: Scorpius Malfoy / Albus Severus Potter
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Intercrural sex
Other Warnings/Content: Inexperience, established relationship, oblivious!Scorpius, first time, wanking, handjobs, ludicrous amount of lube, a tiny hint of dom/sub (blink and you’ll miss it), first person narrative
Word Count: ~1,850
Summary: The boys are ready to take the next step.
Author's Notes: I'm thrilled to jump on board with my first official DD entry! \o/ Thank you so much to my lovely beta, [info]bixgirl1, for giving this fic a polish within a mortifyingly tight time frame.

It’s not what you think )
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FIC: Good Game (Marcus/Oliver, NC-17) [May. 19th, 2017|09:41 am]


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Title: Good Game
Author: [info]fangqueen
Characters/Pairings: Marcus/Oliver
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Slapping, Intercrural Sex
Other Warnings/Content: Quidditch, Masturbation, Fantasy, Semi-Public Sex, Shower Sex, Love/Hate, Pining, UST, Present Tense
Word Count: 1,427
Summary: He’d almost decked him the first time it had happened--and had they still been at school, and raging teens with often uncontrollable hormones, he wouldn’t have hesitated. They’ve both mellowed out over the years, aren’t as quick to pick a fight as soon as the other walks into a room, but there’s still that underlying tension. It prickles like gooseflesh across Marcus’ skin as he feels Wood’s hand connect with his arse: a hard slap that jolts him awake like a shot of espresso, like that first gust of wind across his face as he mounts his broom and kicks off from the ground.

Good Game )
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[May. 18th, 2017|09:38 am]


My days have on and off been starting with my cat throwing up. It isn't fun.

But this morning not only did he throw up...he had what appears to be a seizure. It lasted less than a minute and he's just fine now.

What research I found said that there can be a whole bucket load of tests, but in the end, the usual treatment is for anti convulsants which can lead to liver damage.

Now I can't afford one lone vet appointment let alone a lot of tests or long term medication. I'm going to keep an eye on him, see if it happens again. (Research agreed that it will probably be another two months before he has one unless he's the type to get Grand Mal ones.)

I don't think anyone of you are the type to hate me for not taking him in and if you are, feel free to. That isn't what I'm here for. I'm looking to see if any of you have had cats with seizures. Any ideas or tips or what not?
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ART: Mornings, Blankets, & Thighs [May. 18th, 2017|01:00 pm]


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Title: Mornings, Blankets, & Thighs
Artist: anokaba
Media: digital
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Intercrural Sex
Other Warnings/Content: umm thigh lubing? none, really
Summary: These are the slow, sleepy kind of mornings Harry loves.
Artist's Notes: It's animated, so it might take some time to load XD
Art Preview:

Mornings, Blankets, & Thighs )
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Bear-vengers Day Out [May. 16th, 2017|05:25 pm]


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This was from our first showing of Guardians with Clint and sibling's Bucky.

I wanted a photo from today, too, but they had taken down the stand :(
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Just A Random Post [May. 16th, 2017|05:21 pm]



-I got snail mail in from [info]vix_spes! Thank you, love. I do love Marvel stickers. (I'll add them to the collection. And you're right; it's not too often one finds Nat and Clint ones!)

-I have seen Guardians twice. First was last week with Friend Mum (rather than Saturday when all of us were feeling off) and then today with a friend from the theater who treated us. It remains great.

-Sunday was a meh day. Anxiety attacks all around, started by Friend Mum who is having trouble accepting that she is getting older and cannot do much anymore. Sibling and my anxiety attacks started because Friend Mum funneled all her anxiety into a passive aggressive attack to us. Grr. Haven't figured out anything more than the above. She wants to talk, but I don't even know when that'll happen. She seems reluctant to bring it up.

-Got yelled at by manager today. Yesterday, it was cold; I turned off the A.C. Now, I leave the store at 5 p.m. I didn't work today. But the manager texts me that I can change the temp, but not turn it off. Fine, but uh...why didn't anyone fucking check it since I left there yesterday? It warmed up by 7 last night ._. *sigh*

-I found out for sure that ants do not like the scent of peppermint. I was out feeding the birds this afternoon and I see a few scurrying around the front steps. I'd gotten some peppermint oil a few weeks back to use as an anti ant thing, but I figured today "hey, ants are right here; let's see if this works". Yeah, it works. One took a nose dive off the steps to get away from the scent. So I put some of the oil around the windows and doors and then put some lavender oil by the vents since we're suspicious that we might have mice. I also put some of the cedar oil in my closet.

-Reading challenge continues apace. Very happy.
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Eurovision Song Contest 2017 [May. 13th, 2017|05:44 pm]

[Current Mood | cheerful]

So, ESC tonight! This year's motto is Celebrate Diversity. I'm definitely going to watch, actually really looking forward to it. I'm about to start warming up with watching my favourite entries from the past years on YouTube. *g*

As usual I'm going into it unspoiled. I didn't watch the semi finals, I have no favourites or even any idea who's going to sing for Germany.

Also, I hope it's not getting too political, and that the German commentator can keep his insults and stupid opinion to himself this time. Ugh, not much hope there, so I better start on the alcohol now, too.

Are you watching? Even if not, have something fun to get into the mood: Love, Love, Peace, Peace - How to create the perfect Eurovision Performance | Tutorial

ETA: So, voting is almost over. I split my votes mostly between Poland, Armenia, Moldova, Hungary, Croatia and Azerbaijan. Liked the songs better than last year, too.

ETA 2: Urgh. I'm so meh about this year's winner. I found that one even more boring than our entry.

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Fic: Lighting Matches (just to swallow the flame) (Harry/Draco, NC-17) [May. 12th, 2017|08:27 am]


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Title: Lighting Matches (just to swallow the flame)
Author: [info]carpemermaid
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Slapping (interpreted as open-handed spanking on the bottom)
Other Warnings/Content: impact play, over the knee spanking, light bdsm, safewords, cock ring, sex magic, orgasm delay, praise kink, bondage, aftercare, kink negotiation, kink exploration, switching implied
Word Count: 2,400
Summary/Description: "We'll start off slower this time, I think," Harry commented absently. He said it as if he were just discussing the weather with him over afternoon tea, and not about to spank Draco over his knee. "And if you're good, then I'll make it easier for you to control yourself."
Author's Notes: Giant confetti canon shout out to [info]bixgirl1 for being the loveliest beta + cheerleader, and for looking this over so last minute! I did tinker with this a teensy bit after, so any remaining mistakes are my own. The title comes from Halsey’s song, Gasoline.

Lighting Matches (just to swallow the flame) )
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